Pubs, cafes and restaurants go smoke
free, and all of a sudden non-smokers can go out for
a fun night and not come home reeking of nicotine
and numerous unlisted burnt chemicals.
Our gay and lesbian populace can start planning those
summer weddings (oops, I mean "civil union ceremonies"),
which no doubt gives wedding planners, florists, caterers,
champagne merchants, and cake decorators something
to be happy about. And all their friends can look
forward to blinging up for the aforementioned ceremonies
and not coming home with their expensive outfits soiled
by smoke.
Tonight, Algerian refugee Ahmed Zaoui
is released on bail, following today's high court
ruling in his favour. The coterie of staunch activist
supporters - not least of all Green MP Keith Locke
- who stood by Mr. Zaoui over his past two years in
prison can celebrate and feel that their important
efforts have actually resulted in a commonsense and
humane outcome. Much as the Green movement cheered
when a commonsense decision was made to quit Project
Aqua on the Waitaki River earlier this year. Both
decisions are signals of a maturing society, that
the activist efforts of average New Zealanders in
the 1960s and 1970s meant something, and are now being
integrated into day-to-day political and judicial
decision making processes.
Another reason to be happy is the release
of bro' Town
on DVD, just in time for Christmas. Wow, the entire
first season, on one DVD box set. The creators of
the "Polynesian Simpsons" (Oscar Kightley
and the crew from stage show "Naked Samoans")
created an indigenous animated ratings success for
TV3, all with the goal of putting a lens up to ourselves
and letting Kiwis laugh, warts and all, at who we
are. The focus of the story was a South Auckland Polynesian
community, with fascinating side jaunts to Asia and
the East Coast (the classic "Jeff the Maori"
episode). It was telling that guest voices included
Prime Minister Helen Clark, Lucy Lawless, Stacey Jones
and John Campbell; mainstream voices in a fairly edgy
and offbeat animated comedy. Kiwi is cool.
Kiwi cool was pretty much confirmed
last month when I heard Broadcasting Minister Steve
Maharey relate how "Eating Media Lunch"
is weekly "the day after" water cooler conversation
for he and his staff. Really? Yes, really. MP Maharey
was at the NZ film conference, as was Oscar Kightley.
Oscar showed us his NZ On Air pitch video for bro'
Town. In the pitch, unanimated brothers Vale and Valea
have a good korero about what their proposed show
will be about, before they realise "Hey, we can't
move!". "NZ On Air, please bring us to life,"
they pleaded. It was hilarious, and the brothers closed
their pitch with a serious message about how the show
would give the country a laugh in troubled times,
and bring communities together. And, not entirely
surprisingly, it worked, they did, and our beloved
Enzed godzone is all the better for it. Teary
eyed stuff.
We've got bro' Town to be happy for,
and we've also now got indigenous music channel C4
and (at long last) Maori Television to entertain us.
C4 is always a good watch, to catch the latest Scribe
vid that's climbed to the top of the charts, or trip
out on the "Flashbacks" show bustling with
select shots from that golden age of music video:
the 1980s! I've become an avid fan of "Mika Live"
on Maori TV after watching last week's episode with
NZ Idol finalist Luke Whaanga and Merepeka Raukawa
Tait. I also really enjoy catching the soap content
of "Korero Mai", also on Maori TV. "Akina"
revolves around a group of young Maori making their
way in the big city whilst holding on to their Maori-ness
and getting involved in various professional, political
and emotional entanglements (Mtv - make it a weekly
soap, please!).
Have I forgotten to mention that Paul
Holmes no longer helms the ship at TV One? Is it okay
to be happy about that? It was pretty clear following
our media maven's description of Kofi Annan as a "cheeky
darkie" last year that the writing was on the
wall for Paul. Now he's at Oz clone "Prime"
(the austere version of Australia's Channel 9) which
is amping up to be a serious contender to TV2 and
TV3 (read: more reality shows, game shows and expensive
"CSI" type crime dramas). Me, I might graze
the odd pinch of Prime, but its C4 and Maori that
I'm more interested in checking out more. (Mtv, bring
back those obscure South American art films on Sunday
night!)
Out on the Net, Public
Address grows from strength to strength, though
some think Russell Brown is getting a bit overexposed
(A profile in the Listener? Like, isn't he a columnist
there, too?). Russell's best writing is easily found
in the easy flow and honest banter of his weblog ("I
listened to my iPod on the Paraparaumu line";
classic). The "Guest Speaker" slot has included
such diverse writers as Keri Hulme, Ahmed Zaoui, Pat
Snedden, the Rt Rev Richard Randerson, and (ahem)
me (4). Russell's added the great "NZ Argument"
with classic and obscure New Zealand essays and speeches
that kicked off with PM David Lange's nuclear weapons
debate speech at Oxford Union 1985 ("...I can
smell the uranium on your breath," indeed!) and
has juggled around his range of contributors, who
are settling in nicely (Fiona shines for tv addicts).
Of course, Public Address was a finalist
in the weblog category of the 2004 Netguide awards
(it won in 2003), but intriguingly this year's award
went to a dude in Hamilton posing as a litchick in
Wellington. bizgirl.blogspot.com
was described by the judges as a bit like a "New
Zealand version of the Bridget Jones's Diary."
It wasn't until the awards ceremony that Biz Girl
was revealed to be a very male writer located "somewhere
south of the Bombay Hills".
Mr. BizGirl,
"came out" on a weblogs themed item on TV1
arts show Frontseat last month, as did Mr. Russell
Brown, Ms. Deborah
Hill-Cone (NBR journalist), and, ahem, yours truly,
Mr. Leo Koziol "tucked away in Nuhaka."
Frontseat's press release described all of us as "ordinary,
everyday Kiwis who hang their washing out on the internet
through their various web-logs."
I looked like a Mallowpuff
on the telly. They say television adds on the pounds,
but was that really the same fellow that I see in
the mirror each day? I must ban Oslers meat pies from
my diet forthwith. I did appreciate my rather dark
East Coast tan; I do vaguely recall the sun started
shining here in August, the result being a me that
actually looks quite native (like, I am, right?).
On reflection, the process of seeing yourself on national
television for the first time does tend to do something
to the psyche. Something to see, digest, and then
move on from. Yes, move on from...
Luckily my cat, cows, clothesline and
carwreck strewn paddocks stole the show, leaving me
the subject of only the briefest of snippets on air.
I liked the rest of the piece, and Russell's spot
at Grey Lynn Bowling Club was kitschy cool, to say
the least. Reason to be happy? It's nice to see the
world of weblogging get some coverage on the telly,
and its nice to see the Aotearoa mediaverse evolving
beyond the shackles of the media magnates into the
brave new world of the blog. And it was, if I don't
say so myself, nice to cop a little bit of that recognition
on the telly. Thanks, Frontseat. Shout outs to ya,
Jeremy!
So are we happy yet?
Well, there was the little matter of
a national hikoi over the foreshore and seabed legislation,
all post Don "Bash" Brash ripping the nation
apart with his Orewa speech. "Its actually quite
nice having you Maoris here", or something along
those lines. Hmmm. Thanks, Don. Then there was the
Destiny Church "Enough is Enough" march
down Lambton Quay, a bizzare reality remix of the
hikoi four months previous. Something Karl Marx
said...
We can all not be happy that George
W. got in for another four years. Me; I kind of accepted
his return as a bit of a fait accomplit; hey, all
that protest noise from Green Day and Eminem wouldn't
sound anywhere near as exciting with the Dems at the
helm. American Idiot, indeed. And where would we be
without looking forward to Michael Moore's next big
blockbuster? Oscars sweep, I say!
Same for John Howard in Australia.
No surprises there. Lets hope our Te
Puni Kokiri (TPK) doesn't go the same way as their
Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islanders Commission
(ATSIC), which was abolished this year and replaced
by a "tribal council". Very "Survivor".
I was happy to see muesli magnate Dick
Hubbard win the Mayoralty in Auckland, so hopefully
our biggest burg won't necessarily be destined to
be lost in the land of the Jafas.
Here on the East Coast we're all pretty happy with
the stability of having all the same Mayors; Meng
Foon got back in in Gisborne (the only Maori speaking
Asian Mayor in the world, methinks?) and Les Probert
got back in here in Wairoa. My Mum didn't get back
on to the Council (she came 9th out of 20) but that's
okay as she's much too busy helping plan our family
reunion and the Wairoa
Maori Film Festival.
I'm happy, I think. I guess living
here in Nuhaka I've managed to dig out a niche where
I can live and reconcile my varying personae - liberal,
green-ish, Maori, alternative and bourgeois
bohemian - and create a space - literally and
virtually - for something resembling integration to
occur. I've enjoyed writing Naked in Nuhaka for the
past two years, and have been inspired by the numerous
reader responses from Aotearoa and around the world.
Thanks, guys (blush).
If I've presented New Zealand as a
beacon of hope and wisdom in a global age of uncertainty,
then I think that's a good thing. And the more I monitor
the media, and the world, the more my suspicions seem
confirmed. I end with a quote from today's New Zealand
Herald.
Under the headline of "Dreamy
NZ opting out" the article described how
a panel at a conference on international security
in Wellington bemoaned New Zealand as courting irrelevance
by opting for a nuclear free stance and choosing minimal
defence spending. But the overall prognosis actually
didn't seem negative. Indeed, it seemed to set out
an agenda worth both promoting and celebrating:
"New
Zealand has special access others may not have. They
are not seen as threatening, therefore as diplomats
and envoys they have a very special niche that others
cannot occupy. Quiet diplomacy could be a special
role for New Zealand."
Quiet diplomacy by leading by doing.
Much as occured today, with some important and positive
events in an important and eventful year.
He wero kia koe whaia ou moemoea aio.
Make the change you want to see happen.
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