THE
WEEKEND JUST GONE, I pursued a great kiwi tradition. A groove
out Long Lost Weekend.
I started out Friday with brunch at Lonely Planet-recommended
Cafe Verve in off-the-beaten-track Gisborne. Lunch was $20,
the food was so-so, and another $20 was added to the bill
in the form of a parking ticket on my trashed-out car across
the road. I drove on up across the great island divide, down
through the dark depths of Waioeka Gorge, making escape through
the Pou and spiritual portal of the blazing Pohutukawa along
the coast just past Opotiki. All to the strains of Radio Ngati
Porou.
I felt the energy of the land changing beneath me,
first spotting the deadly threatening White Island offshore,
gazing up at the young Mt. Edgecumbe, looking further back
at the deep red gash of Mt. Tarawera. As I drove on up through
the bush past the Rotorua lakes, the energy grew stronger.
Weird steam in odd spurts all around me, malodorous smells
pungent in the air.
On arrival at the homestay on Lake Rotoiti, I was spellbound.
A place presented like a taonga (precious gift) to me at the
end of a long, weary journey. Just past the Marae, across
from the large woolshed, down a lone dusty road, right on
the lake. Maori leased land; the whole lot—land, bach, spa pool—all to go back to the
local iwi (tribe) in 20 years. But looking out at the entrancing
beauty of this place, one could see why such an intriguing
covenant would matter naught to any potential purchaser. A
lease for twenty years, or legalised title for an eternity—each
option is a lie. For every day that I stayed there, I knew
the magic was only available on lease, to take out and borrow
each incredible day.
The weekend was a spiritual and social rejuvenator
for me, and I headed out of the Rotorua cafe district the
following Monday. I stopped in at a hot springs halfway to
Taupo, and basked in the sun with steaming mineral waters
at my feet. I felt keen to get on to Napier, work responsibilities
nagging, but arriving in Taupo I got a feeling: What’s the
worry? What’s the rush? I stumbled around town, did a bit
of contemplative shopping, and felt the heat of the day drift
over me.
Wandering around town, I felt the vibe of a groove
out kind of sound hit me. I had discovered the cafe district
of Taupo. I stumbled into a large bar cum cafe, and found
myself transported to a backpackers haunt in Southeast Asia.
I ordered my Flat White, bought a pack of Marlboro Lights,
and went for a pee. The urinal was pasted with pix of semi-naked
ladies at eye height. Cute. And actually quite innocent, in
a Brass kinda way.
On the deck, British tourists mulled out quietly around
me, checking out travel guides and chain smoking. The soft
sunshine providing their visit with a somnolent break, an
awake dreaming moment. I felt energised by this experience,
to this strange and unexpected drifting to another state of
place and mind, and I thought about an idea.
* * * *
How
about a manifesto for living the best possible life in these
great, grand Sentient Islands?
How about making the dream-life of this place a reality?
How about embracing the deep rich indigenous culture
of this land, and making it a part of everyday existence?
How about a “Taonga Friday” at the end of each month, where
ties are banned and wearing of indigenous greenstone and bone
necklaces becomes de rigeur. A badge of honour, a moniker
of place full-ness.
And everyday you make that embrace, realise how very
much it is indeed about the native Maori people’s oneness
and spiritual connection to sky, earth, and sea? To Rangi,
Papa, and Tangaroa. The forces above, below, and—most importantly of
all—within.
Auckland as a grand Archipelagopolis, a modern Atlantis
of a bustling million making the most of every work-a-day
in communities sprawled out across a smattering of volcanoes—each
one threatening to burst out in a red flow of lava, like pimples
on a teenager.
Auckland, a teenage metropolis, this great suburban
overgrown beach town mess upon an archipelago. Harbours and
islands, ferries and freeways, bridges and causeways. A social
mix as equally fragmented and diverse as its brittle broken
land of inlets and mangrovia. Still to find its solid form,
maybe a wayward blackhead will pop on up, just like the great
Rangitoto did less than 800 years ago.
Perhaps the goddess Volcana will make her presence
felt at a frangible point like Otahuhu. The rail, road, and
power lifelines cut off. Our grand archipelagopolis planning
a grand bridge over the Manukau Heads to the west, to keep
its economic engine running. A new golden gate of the South
Pacific, for a future yet to pass.
Wellington equally fragile. This bustling and jostling
of our greatest minds, our very own Geneva of the South Pacific
at the tearing point of two of the Earth’s greatest plates.
Its freeway out-of-town built on land lifted out-of-sea just
a hundred years ago. Just like the suburbs of Napier similarly
fished out some seventy years ago. Maui still at work. I avert
to think of such disasters again befalling Wellington or Napier.
But I know, just as San Francisco did in 1906, and Napier
did in 1931, that the people will prove resilient and the
city will rise again like a Phoenix from the ashes.
Each and every point of our islands holding similarly
intriguing levels of fascination and history. Like here in
Nuhaka, the strange geology of neighbouring Mahia Peninsula
that made a clarion call to a dying whale two weeks ago. The
great slump that formed Mahanga Beach at Mahia. The Earthquake
Slip on the Tangoio Cliffs to the south at Mohaka5.
The massive landslide that formed the deep, dark jewel of
Lake Waikaremoana to the north. The lake straining to burst
free and wash down to take all 5,000 souls of Wairoa with
it.
Each place in this land overlain with a rich natural
and human history. The roar of the sea, the rolling thunder
of Kare Kare, the icy blast of Island Bay. Is it any wonder
that these are hubs for hippies and progressive thinkers?6
Is New Zealand now the hippest country on the planet?
Is it mere coincidence that the first nation in the world
to give women the vote currently has women as leaders of its
top three governmental positions?
We sign off on the Kyoto Protocol whilst Australia
baulks and cozies up closer to America. We sold off the nation’s
china cabinet in the 1980s, but now find ourselves shopping
for big fragments back, Air New Zealand done and Tranz Rail
a likely contender. We give people on the dole the option
to sign up for an artists allowance. We have plans for a Maori
language television channel. Creative NZ gives writers rebates
for copies of their book not sold as a result of copies being
available in libraries, for goodness sake!
Lord of the Rings sells us as a place of entrancement
to the world. In my mind, Aotearoa New Zealand is
Middle Earth. Oh the irony when Peter Jackson—sensitive to local iwi (tribe) who regard their mountain as a
sacred taonga—digitally
altered the physical characteristics of Mt. Ruapehu when he
used it to film the battle of Mt. Doom. Could he not tell
that, indeed, some many millennia past, the actual battle
took place right there?